Fendi

Fendi Leopard B Bag: $2550.00

Fendi Patent Trim Boots: $850.00

Waiting for eight hours in the emergency room for the plastic surgeon to show up so he can stitch up your forehead after you walked straight into the doorjamb: priceless.

There are some things money can't buy.
For everything else, there's MasterCard.

(not a buy, but a parody of one)